That Christmas Spirit!

A company that I do freelance work for made the generous offer to shoot family photos for Christmas cards free of charge. I know my teenaged son well, so knew that this wasn’t an option, but decided to string him along if I could. With a straight face, I explained the whole scenario as he was eating lunch, then asked, “So, when will you be available for the family photo shoot?”

Without looking up from his meal, he replied, “On the 5th of not a chance in hell.”