Open Season

The Christmas advertising season is upon us (and don’t get me wrong, I love it). However, it’s time to watch out for my favorite commercials, probably written by marketing specialists who received a hefty sum for same. So far (and I know it’s preliminary, but I’m on alert) I’ve spotted the first of many masterpieces. Scenario: A woman stares glumly at a set of burning beige candles. The voiceover opines, “Ordinary candles can look too much alike.”

By gosh, by golly, that IS a problem!