Friday, November 02, 2007

Memory Medicine

We all have those déjà vu moments that bring back a flood of memories, and I recently had one myself. For the past month or so, every time I talked to son David on the phone, his every few words were interrupted with a dry cough. Of course, whenever I mentioned it, he got defensive. “I’m fine Mom! Geez!” he replied in typical macho guy fashion. Then he’d explain that he felt great, was working out, and running regularly. Still, the next time we talked, that dry cough continued. A veteran of many bouts of bronchial pneumonia since I was two years old, I happen to know that a persistent, dry cough can be a dangerous implication, so when I spoke to him again and still heard the cough, I insisted that he go to the doctor.

I was pleasantly surprised when he showed up at the door this afternoon explaining that he was starting a new job next week that included weekend work, so he thought he’d come home for the weekend as it might be a while before he had the chance again. Then he told me that, thankfully, he’d made an appointment at a nearby medical center. He was gone for a while, and then called me to say that he was on his way to see his girlfriend who had returned with him. That’s when he reluctantly told me that he had a sinus infection and that the doctor had also done a chest x-ray and was admittedly a bit shocked that he had bronchitis as well. Feeling as well as he did was a testament to his good physical shape, but as I told him, he could have been quickly laid out for months (or worse) if he hadn’t attended to the problem.

Anyway, David said that he would pick up his prescriptions on his way home, and, after all, he is a grown man, as much as I hate to admit it. But did he pick up his medications including cough medicine? Nooo. “I’ll get it tomorrow,” he said as he headed for his old bedroom, hacking as he proceeded.

“Wait, I have some over-the-counter stuff,” I persisted (to his exasperation). “At least take one teaspoon so you’ll sleep better.”

I headed down the hall toward him with bottle and spoon in hand when it all came back to me.

When he was little, I’d pour his liquid medicine into a shot glass and in my worst John Wayne impression would say, “I don’t know pahdnah. This is some strong liquid. Why I’ve seen some of the toughest cowboys in the West fall flat over after drinkin’ this stuff.”

He’d always rise to the challenge saying in that little duck voice that kids have, “Give it to me Mistah. I can take it!”

“I’m worried,” I’d reply. “This stuff is stronger than rattlesnake venom or a poisoned arrow.”

At that point, the little guy would grab it, down it, and grin at me triumphantly.

I would respond with some version of “Why, I can’t believe you’re still standin'! You must be the toughest hombre in the whole Wild West.”

He’d smile, laugh with delight, and walk off.

As he stood there in the hall looking at me with frustration, I poured a spoonful and said, “I don’t know cowboy, this stuff is pretty stiff.”

“I can’t believe I used to fall for that Mama propaganda,” he said, downing the spoonful of syrup. Then he gave me a big grin and sauntered into his room to bunk down.

7 Comments:

At 8:26 AM , Blogger Jerry said...

Two thumbs up on this story and kudos to David--a manly man if ever there was one. I say that because I can remember that my mother used to buy cough syrup that tasted like what I assume skunk piss must taste like and it took some nads to drink it.

David seems to be a neat guy and I envy you having someone this cool to swap zingers with. Plus, it's good that you have David to target so that you have less time to figure out ways to pummel me.

David is going to make some lucky woman a hell of a husband. Problem is that David can not see how important it is for him to wind up with a woman who really digs his dry wit. Cause if he winds up with a dead head (that is a woman who looks like a human but is really a walking cliche) he will waste a lot of good material.

The only time he will be fulfilled is when he comes home at Thanksgiving and swaps zingers with you.

My point is that...oh hell I forget.

 
At 12:52 PM , Blogger Jerry said...

OK, what are you going to do, make us beg for a blog? I'm sure David has done something interesting or your sister must have said something whimsical to you.

You need a pet peeve or somebody to bash like I have.

 
At 1:30 PM , Blogger Gail said...

I've been in one of those "feast" stages of work where I take as much as I can because of the upcoming famine. Not only that, with the grim zeros on my counter, I've been considering retiring the ole blog. Also, after reading things such as "the lower socio-economic strata of our society spend considerable time and energy 'doctoring' the events and circumstances of their daily routines to evoke dramatic elements and emotionalize their hum-drum lives" I began to feel even more trivial in my shallow musings:) Thanks for showing some interest, however. Perhaps I shall rally. After all, tomorrah is another day.

 
At 2:51 PM , Blogger Jerry said...

It is difficult to keep a blog. If you are an opinionated asshole like me you can always find a subject to rant about. My irreverence for authority, my cynicism and sarcasm allows me to lambaste the righteous unfairly without reservation.

Just so you will understand why I may be more argumentative recently, I have been under a high level of stress--even more than the usual. My mom has been in the hospital--she is dying of liver cancer. She has between one day and two months. My partner is almost bankrupt and we are trying hard to maintain our projects in the face of a worsening real estate market.

I am trying to get consulting work and have been spending time reviewing material. I attended some classes that QSE (BBS) was doing with SouthWire in Watkinsville. I hate having to go back and do things I did 35 years ago, but it looks like I have to do what I have to do.

I have been a bit testy lately. Sorry if I was defensive with you. Don't tell anyone at ADI about this.

Keep blogging. You are a great writer and if you don't do a book you will be denying us all a great treat.:)

 
At 3:30 PM , Blogger Gail said...

I am very, very sorry to hear all of this terrible news and am glad to know that you haven't taken offense during our "blog wars." My thoughts are with you and your Mom. Think positively if at all possible and maybe some good doors will open up for you. I certainly hope so.

 
At 3:37 PM , Blogger Jerry said...

Thanks for your good thoughts. I having been preparing for mom's passing for 2 years, so it is not as traumatic as it might have been.

Beth and Toby are good, so life is not over. I just have to marshal through some rough times.

I think you have some familiarity with hard times yourself, so you know --life goes on.

 
At 3:21 PM , Blogger Jerry said...

Why don't you do a blog on the people that you have interviewed by telephone over the years. No names. No surrounding circumstances. Just the people.

You know--like when you are interviewing a man for an article and it is quiet for a few moments then you hear a commode flush? Stuff like that.

 

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